im kristina & im a bad person 
i track the tag rnememaker
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fangirlofeverythingintheworld:

viexon:

tvviter:

purpleinkstains:

awesome-fucking-australian:

australian-government:

boiling water challenge would’ve been more fun but you can probably do it just once 

I nominate Robin Thicke

I nominate Justin Bieber

I nominate Nash Grier

I nominate Tony Abbott

I nominate the entire ferguson police force

guy:

"what happens if u have a boner and u unzip ur pants??"

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umplify:

Stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed

windowsvriska:

do you ever wonder if u have a reputation like people u dont even know could have opinions about u 

houndgrl:

if u don’t think i am a princess that’s embarrassing for you

hovvell:

im just filled with hate and useless facts 

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

heyfunniest:

initiala:

So here’s some backstory.

In… 2009, I got this idea. “What if we blew up like, 2010 balloons and filled a room with them for New Year’s?”

I proposed this to some friends. After the initial “ARE YOU CRAZY? NO!” I get a call a few hours later that goes “So I found a website where you can buy a ton of balloons for really cheap.”

Fast forward to now, and it has become a tradition. My friends and I spend a few days blowing up about 2050 balloons (we always do some extra because poppage does happen) and we number however many the year will be. Hence, this year we numbered up to 2013. And we fill a room and turn it into a giant, static-y ball pit. It’s enormous fun, and when you turn the lights out and get under the sea of balloons, you can see all the static zipping about. (we keep it all in with plastic on the doors and velcro)

We hang up the current year balloon, and the new year balloon, and at midnight we pop the old year balloon to send it out with a bang, as it were.

And then at like, 1am we start popping the others to clean up, and hope the neighbors don’t call the police.

kaonashizen:

bleu:

look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.

Im in love with Chris Pratt

tinychatter:

u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you

tfcj:

All I can say is…wow. Not a good feeling. 

Officer Darren Wilson’s gofundme has more money donated than Michael Brown’s memorial fund. White privilege at it’s finest. 

I don’t usually post about stuff like this, but please share this in hopes of more people donating to Michael Brown’s family. You can find the gofundme page: here.

  • *texting friend*
  • me: hey im going to sleep goodnight!
  • me: *stays up for the next 8 hours*